Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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