you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Randomize
