Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
