just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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