from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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