It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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