Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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