Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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