Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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