i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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