Dude my mom stole all your condoms
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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