Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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