This girl is more easily done than said...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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