Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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