Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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