We're facebook friends in real life
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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