I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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