She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can't put those talents on a resume
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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