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This is not my ceiling
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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