i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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