I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Watching her eat just hurts me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
its liver damage thursday
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