its not stalking. its research.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
