Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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