Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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