I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
His nipple licking is glorious
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