we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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