But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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