I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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