just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
