you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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