I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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