brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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