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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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