what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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