There is no way he is gay with that hair.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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