Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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