The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
