Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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