So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I could fuck to npr.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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