I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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