can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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