We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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