We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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