So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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