i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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