I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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