At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He did a backflip because drugs
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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