is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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