i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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