worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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