I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The ass gains better be worth it
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