THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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