He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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